"It does, doesn't it? A most wondrous way of passing the time. Regular visits being paid to Miss Sheena's tea shop, hmmm? Understood, mate, understood.

D'you know what else passes the time? Eh? Me. Me thrashing you soundly with a broom for carrying on that infernal OTHER sort of banging and making me spill boiling hot coffee on my tender yet fierce inner thigh region."